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Monday, February 13, 2006

The Vice-President Contributes to the Statistics

IP thought you might appreciate looking at some hunting accident statistics for the United States. You can find those here.

As for hunting accident information specific for Texas you can find that here. One day Vice-President Dick Cheney's hunting adventure will be listed in those Texas statistics.

We looked for a comprehensive data base on hunting accidents in Canada for the edification of one of our readers who hails from northern Ontario. Alas, we are still looking.

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Top 10 Cheney Excuses for Shooting that Guy
From the home office, Dick Cheney's Top 10 Excuses for Shooting That Guy:

1. Sure, like you've never seen seen giant game birds wearing day glo orange vests

2. Warrantless domestic spying revealed he was getting phone calls from al Queda

3.If the Vice President does it, its not against the law

4. Hoping to put him in a persistent vegetative state so the GOP could pass a law to keep him alive

5. Thought he was hunting Dan Quayle

6. The love between them could not survive back in Washington

7. Birds, Cows, People-- with my eyesight I'm lucky I hit anything

8. Positive the guy's family will welcome him as a liberator

9. Pheasants? I thought we were hunting peasants

and the number one Cheney excuse for shooting that guy:
1. Open season on liberals started early this year
 
Try the Ontario Ministry of Natural Resources. That may point the way.

Or ask my dad.
 
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